// bethany watches terrible things: horror movies, pt. 1.//

here’s a very horribly kept secret about me, i LOVE terrible movies. i know, it’s shocking. no else in the history of the world has ever LOVED terrible movies! ok, let’s just move past the sarcastic hostility and get on with this. like i was saying, i LOVE terrible movies. i will watch anything once (or maybe on repeat until Netflix puts it in my ‘Top 10 For You’ recommendations permanently). anyloser, my love of trash movies is enthusiastically shared by a small and very exclusive set of friends (who also clearly have excellent taste in film). and like all nerds screaming into the void to be understood by any other human other than our oh-so-very-lonely-selves, we have formed a movie club devoted to the viewing the worst pieces of cinematic crap ever slapped together onto celluloid. we scour the Internet, and our disturbed childhood memories, searching out the worst of the worst. here is a brief sampling of some of our extraordinary finds:

Ghoulies: think Gremlins, but with toilet monsters. 

Rubber: the story of a murderous tire. A TIRE THAT KILLS!

Rockula: cursed vamp forms a rock/rap band. so, basically, it’s the ‘Kid Rock Story’.

we’re not looking for the most obscure, low-budget, or ‘underground’. our only requirement is that the movie is just plain bad. and i assure you, dear reader, all of the ones we have found thus far were well worth the hangover produced by the endless drinking games invented to just get us all through them.